SCENE: The interior of the Bronco offices – a dark room with a conspiratorial atmosphere. DAVE and CARPS are seated at a desk next to a monitor, watching old adverts from the 80s on one tab, Google open on another, drawing on a whiteboard. RORY is standing at the end of the table in a Yahoo! t-shirt. ANTHONY, CARLA, SLATER and WHITEHOUSE are sat on the floor, looking on.

CARPS	…so we break into the SERPs by using Google News. We create a news site running on a WordPress template… pretend we have a load of writers… get through vetting. Having grabbed a top spot for ‘kitchen sink’ we blog about how ace we are and issue our demands to Google
WHITEHOUSE	What exactly are our demands, Dave?
DAVE	We’re giving Google two days to dismantle their entire search infrastructure. And if they don’t…. we SPAM THEM TO DEATH
WHITEHOUSE	Spam what?
DAVE	Spam all of it. News… blog search… maps… real time… on the hour, every hour. And we’ll photoshop Eric Schmidt wearing a Bing t-shirt. And we shall not submit to Webmaster Guidelines
RORY (excited)	No guidelines!
DAVE	They’ve bled us white the bastards. They’ve taken everything we had – and not just from us. From Altavista, Lycos, Looksmart and Dogpile
WHITEHOUSE	…and Yell.com and Infoseek and All The Web…
DAVE	OK OK – don’t labour the point, Whitehouse. And what have they ever given us in return?
ANTHONY	Google Maps?
DAVE	Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That’s true.
RORY	And Google Earth
CARPS	Oh – that’s awesome! How much time have you spent looking for your Antie Jean’s house so you can see how big her garden really is?
DAVE	All right, I’ll grant you that Google Maps and Earth are two things that Google have done…
CARLA	Analytics..?
DAVE	Well yes obviously Analytics… Analytics goes without saying. But apart from maps, Google Earth and Analytics…
CARPS	Gmail..
WHITEHOUSE	Google Docs… Google Calendars… book search
DAVE	Yes… all right, fair enough…
CARLA	And Google News
CARPS	Oh yeah – that’s true
ANTHONY	Yeah. That’s something we’d really miss if Google left, Dave.
WHITEHOUSE	Google Shopping
RORY	And the SERPs are normally pretty spam-free these days
CARPS	Yes, they certainly know how to keep order… (general nodding)… let’s face it, they’re the only ones who could on the internet as it is.(more general murmurs of agreement)
ANTHONY	And Google listings for local businesses…
DAVE	All right… all right… but apart from better SERPs and free email and free accurate web Analytics and Google Earth and maps and searchable, up to date news and a free online alternative to Microsoft Office and affordable advertising for local businesses and a really cool mapping system… what have Google done for us?
SLATER	Orkut?
ALL	….

Added By Dave Naylor :
Just like the Romans did in the “Life of Brian” LOL! ( we stole the idea from there ) they brought order and a new way of life, Google has done the same and for that we salute you and 99% of the Googlers that work for you,… the realtime guy I not so sure about you at the moment.