I thought I would ask the team in house, what they hate to see or hear .. promoted by an email a few minutes ago and then a phone call a few seconds later..
Email : A project plan from xxxxx xxxxxxx will follow shortly – do you guys have MS Project?
ME : MS Project hmmmm what did I call that in Redmond again 
Client : I met Matt Cutts at conference, He really does know you !
ME : Did you give him a Business Card
Client : ermm well kinda…
Phone : Can I speak to the person responsible for Advertising on the Internet
me : Different office mate you need (gave them Adcenter in London phone )
ME : Did you remove that test comment ?
Team : Can you remember what blog it was on ?
Friend : I know your busy so ….
ME : HAHAHAHA
Kids : Who ate the last Percy Pig
Me: Dunno
What’s things don’t you want to hear or read
DaveN
13 Comments
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23rd May 2008 @ 15:14
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We need a bit of content developed. It shouldn’t take you too long. By the way, what do you know about time-shares in Cabo?
23rd May 2008 @ 15:29
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Don’t forget to disable right click to protect ourselves!
23rd May 2008 @ 15:30
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we only added a picture and deleted a little bit of the text .
Dave
23rd May 2008 @ 15:36
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“Microhoo!”
“Have you met Bill Gates?”
“Can you fix my printer?”
“How do I get to the top of Google?”
“Make me laugh…..oh sorry I thought you were Greg Proops in those glasses!”
“Sing us a song…..oh sorry I thought you were Jordan Knight from New Kids On The Block without your glasses!”
23rd May 2008 @ 16:47
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“Hey, you work on the web what do you reckon of “X” site?”
Replace X with any and every site the client has ever seen in their lifetime!!You really eat the last Percy Pig?? Shame on you =))
23rd May 2008 @ 19:19
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” But why does it cost so much? Aren’t you just trying to rip me off”?
“My designer only charged me $300 to submit to 2800 search engines. Why are you charging me more for just 3?”
“…But Flash is so cool ! Why can’t I have my cool intro flash page… I don’t think you know what you’re doing…*click*”
23rd May 2008 @ 19:24
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>>“Have you met Bill Gates?”
Have you
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“Content is King.”
“I don’t want to put so much text and so many links on my homepage.”
“I want a welcome page!”
“But that font is so blocky, let’s make it an image.”
“Oh yeah… THOSE domains…”
23rd May 2008 @ 22:18
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Why is there a noindex meta tag on every page of the site?
24th May 2008 @ 02:03
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Friend : I know your busy so ….
ME : HAHAHAHALOL :-]
Jessica
25th May 2008 @ 16:52
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“While reviewing your account, we noticed that you are currently displaying Google ads in a manner that is not compliant with our policies.”
27th May 2008 @ 01:05
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One from our sales team ……
“we’re not allowed to use the keyword ‘wormer’ in our text and need to change it to ‘internal parasite control’ on every page with the related product (that can only be described as a wormer), shouldn’t cause any problems should it”“I’ve just photoshopped this picture for the website”
(for real, our accountants husband came in to see me)
“I only left the side off for five minutes while I went to get a coffee, came back and one of our sheep was eating the insides of my computer dya reckon you can do much with it”31st May 2008 @ 15:51
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