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Who wants to come for dinner?

So next week I’ll be in London with Becky at the A4Uexpo , speaking on the Tuesday and Wednesday. Tonight on my radio show, Strikepoint, I mentioned that I’ll be buying Joost de Valk dinner, but I’m going to open it up and welcome one of you guys along and I’ll buy you and a friend dinner too.

So what do you have to do to get a place at the table? Just give me a good reason why I should choose you.

You can do a blog post why you want to come and ping me to piss Matt Cutts off for you giving me a link … or you could just send me an email and hope i read it …. or send Mel Carson an email and beg him to influence me due to the fact that Mel will hopefully be a guest visitor and he can pick the restaurant.

Oh naked pictures always help …

DaveN

Oh, Gordon, What’s Occuring ….

Captured this from the BBC News tonight … talk about bad camera angle …

Talula does the hula from hawaii

would you name you child anything like this, seriously Talula does the hula from hawaii… I nearly crash my car today with laughter when on Radio 1, there was a report about a child been ward of court in New Zealand, and the judge was getting all Pissy that she wouldn’t give her name, she just said call me “K”, the judge finally made her say “Talula does the hula from hawaii”… she is been allowed to change her name.. go figure

Names that have been allowed:
Violence
Number 16 Bus Shelter
Midnight Chardonnay
Benson and Hedges (twins)

Names that have been disallowed:
Yeah Detroit
Stallion
Twisty Poi
Keenan Got Lucy
Sex Fruit
Fat Boy
Cinderella Beauty Blossom
Fish and Chips (twins) I would want to be chips for sure !

DaveN

Heads Up People watch your reputation

Only out of respect for Matt Cutts as a friend, I have played nice I didn’t do what I first thought about. Most people can easily setup a monitoring script, so when I see Tinyurl and loads of other redirectors like bit.ly, I get a notification, and then decide what to do:

if refer = bit.ly/2vmSAz

send TO 2 GIRLS ONE CUP ( NOT SAVE FOR WORK )

Else

SEND TO Davidnaylor article

EndIF

How many people would have wondered what the hell Matt was doing sending people to a porn site or worse :)

URL redirectors can always be bounced on again :) so my tip is use this feature in tinyurl

http://preview.tinyurl.com/6saqnd

At least the people can see where you are sending them !!!

DaveN

I’m with Graywolf, so lets Party

I totally agree with graywolf comments on blogher even if he is a awesome linkbait specialist  .. so

should we

a) Have a Advanced SEO get together in a men only club :)

b) We all go to BlogHer next year and Party :)

Dave

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