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Great Tits Warming

 It’s little wonder the BBC keep scooping awards for their new site make over, especially with such catchy headlines:

We can now of course rest easy that the great tits of britain respond well to warming ;)

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Did Matt Cutts just say link buying is ok ?

Ok Matt was asked about Nofollow recently at the Domain RoundTable 2008, and If I’m reading this write, what Jaan posted

Matt says nofollow is a “very simple thing”. Nofollow link doesn’t flow page rank, doesn’t flow anchor text. Link level to say “I trust this link but I don’t trust this link”. You don’t want to flow page rank through them if you don’t trust them. Real business 3-4% of your links will be stale, don’t worry don’t need nofollow. If check them at some point, willing to vouch for them, at some point checked them for quality, then don’t need to worry about nofollow. If just a domain directory, use no follow.. it is a matter of how much due diligence you put in.”

so Matt is it ok to email webmasters and say,

Dear Webmaster,

recently Matt Cutts said on Links “Nofollow link doesn’t flow page rank, doesn’t flow anchor text. Link level to say “I trust this link but I don’t trust this link”

So what I would like to offer you is, you to look at my site “———-” and you make the judgement call, I would be willing to pay you either away for the link “link information” or even the the “link information with Nofollow”, Obviously I feel that a link on your site will help me either way, obviously this “link information with Nofollow” means you don’t trust the site, and I would by surprised if you took me up on my offer lol..
regards Dave

Of course you would get your arse banned if caught but at least you could prove that you did at least try and follow the rules ;)

DaveN

From the Marathon to the Undies

Ok so Mel Carson has finished the London Marathon, way to go Mel. So I was looking for a new cause then I remembered Tomima Edmark’s blog. Her site was covered in SES NYC (the bouncing sports bra one hehehe). Anyway her website Herroom, which sells everything from panties by Calvin Klein to ladies shapewear by Spanx, also runs the Undies awards. Last year they got over 12000 votes , this year they have pledged to donate 25cents for each individual voter (up to 100,000 voters) to www.cervicalcancercampaign.org.

Once the voting process is complete the voter can click the Count Me In! And Tomina Donates 25cents. This isn’t just for you Seo Chicks, they have a Mens section too! So get over to the Undies Awards and vote and tell as many people has you can for this worthwhile cause.

DaveN

Anonymous Google Link Hunters

Google Virgle

My Ten things I wanted to do

1 ) be a fireman or train driver or policeman or work with computers ( yer ever since My DAD bought me a TRS-80 ) : Done

2 ) Get Married and have Kids : ( I have wanted to be a father since I was 18 ) : Done

3 ) See Leeds United play at Wembley ( I saw Leeds beat Liverpool 4-3 Eric Cantona scored a hat-trick in the 1992 Charity Shield ) : Done

4 ) See England in the World Cup finals ( thanks to Tim Mayer and Danny Sullivan, I saw England knocked out by Portugal ) : Done

5 ) Own a Sports Car ( I have had BMW 330 Sports, Calibra Turbo, too Old for a two seater :) ) Done

6 ) Meet a Billionaire ( Met Larry and Sergey at Google, Thanks Matt) : Done

7 ) VW Camper .. yes it’s still on the list !

8 ) Have sex with Twins … ( never gonna happen, think it was every boy’s dream at my school )

9) Win a Million … Don’t play the Lottery so not sure how to do this

10) Go on a Naturist Holiday .. yer baby swim in the sea nude

what’s the one thing you would still love to DO

DaveN

Strikepoint does over 1 million downloads

yes the Radio show that Mikkel and myself do on Webmasterradio just hit the Million downloads…

DaveN

Why are good SEO’S all mad?

That’s the question posed by Doug over on his new blog Doug’s Mouthpiece - actually I can’t think of any good SEO’s that aren’t Mad or drunk or both :)

DaveN

When will RSS start killing your site ?

Take this search term and think about it, 90% of those sites are just using my RSS to create more and more content of themselves, I even get things where people replace keywords in the text like seo and link them back to themselves. which is annoying.

so what can you do, most of these sites tend to run adsense, so a DMCA and email to request the adsense get banned will work.. or maybe push a load of porn terms or terms that we unknown Google hates and see if you can get the adsense banned, But what get’s my goat is when people use my content and sell links off it !! while running adsense, which brings me onto why the Hell does Google allow adsense on sites that sell links ?

surely this is an easy choice of Google, Ban the adsense accounts then it’s the webmasters choice sell links or get adsense money, which would you do ?
DaveN

Mismatched Size 9 Argyle Socks in Downtown Peoria

looks like someone is all upset with the SEO industry well conferences,

with quotes like :

For those unaware, one of the perks of being a conference speaker is getting free conference passes. However, the dirty little secret that no one talks about is that for some of the older conferences, if you’ve been around long enough, you also get your travel expenses comp’d. That’s a pretty good deal compared to everyone else who’s shelling out between $3,000 - $5,000 in travel expenses and registration fees to hear you dispense your pearls of wisdom.

I have been around the Conference circuit to know :

a) Yes I can get a FREE comp ( I have used that maybe 3 times, Once for Dan Horton and Twice of my Wife )

b) I pay for my own Flights : New York SES is Costing me £953.20 GBP in fact I have never had my Travelling Costs picked up, even when I spoke at WMW, SES, SMX

the exact same presentation you gave at the last SES, SMX, Pubcon, Ad:Tech, or Affiliate Summit.

I don’t actually do Presentations very often but I do understand if you went to every conference out there you will see Dupes, it’s impossible to do a new Presentation for every show ( which are like every 2 weeks at the moment lol )

What’s worse is they couldn’t rank a new site for anything more competitive than “Mismatched Size 9 Argyle Socks in Downtown Peoria” if their lives

I tend to work with new start ups and large Corporations they both seem happy and both rank well.

Well fans that brings this post a close. Hopefully we didn’t bruise too many egos, and if we did, you can use your cushy expense account to soften the blow. Feel free to drop a comment and let me know what you think, and don’t forget to send your suggestions or tips to seoserena@gmail.com

didn’t Bruise my ego, but your tagline say’s
“A look inside the dark secrets of the search engine marketing world” which you haven’t dished any out you have just taken pot shots at Danny so far, so can we have some Secrets please ..

and to prove no bad feelings : http://seogossip.wordpress.com

DaveN ;)

Google Flies to the Moon

Fancy earning $30 million? Easy, it’s not through adwords or SEO customers. Just develop a robotic rover to land there by  2014  and transmit some data back to earth.

I wonder if Microsoft will double prize money if in addition you find another life form who have not yet heard of Vista…

one.com
smx

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