Well SMX is looming. The kind of company Dave keeps is pretty smart within the SEO world. I’ve been here at Bronco for quite some time now and moved quite a way since my initial post on SEO Trainee.
However, it comes to my attention just before SMX that my SEO vocab is obviously falling short of Dave’s.
It’s all Ever flux, juice, spoofing, spamming, squidoo’s and crawl depths. Bullshit Bingo ?
I’ll be honest he’s been boasting this morning about just how many SEO phrases he knows.
Someone out there must have a new one on him? So for flux sake send some in.
The challenge is set….
Dan Horton SEO
19 Comments
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Not new but IR – not common but ran across a lot that go huh?
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qibl – sibl – bibl
Dave
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You could try VIPS? Vision-based Page Segmentation Algorithm – I have to admit i had to look up what it stood for but i have seen it used before.
LSI – Latent Semantic Indexing
Erm I cant think of any others that are obvious.
Just make some up he probably wont notice!
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See he just can’t help himself…
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Ok I know I am going to sound like a retard now but are qibl,sibl,bibl real?
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What about these:
PICS – Platform for Internet Content Selection
URN – Uniform Resource Name - 8
Writing acronymns is OK, but just don’t say them. Like when people say “swiff” for .swf, god that makes me want to eat my own head.
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When Google hit the paid linkers everyone was on about FUD (Fear, uncertainty and doubt)
In Scotland FUD has a whole different meaning.
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Does Dave know what calling a web site feature “rocket links” means? That’s our new one here at the mozplex.
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How about:
NLP – Natural Language Processing
LC – Link Condoms = NoFollow’ed links
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hey rand these you mean - 13
Hey DaveN, too close for comfort! Am I Trolling you or you Trolling me..:)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Igor+The+Troll&btnG=Search
You are right on my Ass!
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This is really weird. After I posted about DaveN being on top of me, I put a few links here and there and DaveN moved to number 8 position.
Either I am talking to Googlebot, going through worm holes in the rip of the universe, or DaveN using his rocket to give me more Google juice.
Maybe none of the above, I just hit a diferent data center on two occasions..:)
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How about DC Duplicate Content
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How about Zlob, do you guys know what it is?
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Here are a few to add to this interesting list of Acronymns!
Dr. Evil and MiniMe @EvilGoogleDaveN @davidnaylor.co.uk
The Dudes @ SEOmoz = Mozzers
Google Juice = Beatle Juice
Igor The Troll is Igor Berger
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Only partially inspired by Dave, who I’ve only ever met when he’s drunk. SEO Bullshit Bingo
http://www.pushon.co.uk/bullshit-bingo/index.php - 19
I guess we shouldn’t forget POSH – — Plain Old Semantic HTML.
lol I’m sure that Dave is the only person who knows what he is talking about sometimes.
I’ll set the ball rolling with 2 easy ones:
SERP = Search Engine Results Page
URI = Universal Resource Identifier