Hm, I’ve got my own section. Pff…

Well I’m the PHP programmer at DaveN Industries. I don’t think this section will last long, I’m sure the novelty will wear off soon.

What am I up to at the moment? Well I’m writing a new object-orientated shopping cart blah for use in house. This will let us create e-commerce sites much faster, although it’s taking bloody ages to do. I swear, you can write a quick ecom site in half an hour, but as soon as anyone mentions scalability, your development time explodes like a gerbil in a microwave.

Also, I’m responsible for a few of the crawlers contributing to the daily Net traffic. Had a few complaints about eating up bandwidth already. Multithreading is easily the best thing I learnt how to do this week.