1 ) be a fireman or train driver or policeman or work with computers ( yer ever since My DAD bought me a TRS-80 ) : Done
2 ) Get Married and have Kids : ( I have wanted to be a father since I was 18 ) : Done
3 ) See Leeds United play at Wembley ( I saw Leeds beat Liverpool 4-3 Eric Cantona scored a hat-trick in the 1992 Charity Shield ) : Done
4 ) See England in the World Cup finals ( thanks to Tim Mayer and Danny Sullivan, I saw England knocked out by Portugal ) : Done
5 ) Own a Sports Car ( I have had BMW 330 Sports, Calibra Turbo, too Old for a two seater
) Done
6 ) Meet a Billionaire ( Met Larry and Sergey at Google, Thanks Matt) : Done
7 ) VW Camper .. yes it’s still on the list !
8 ) Have sex with Twins … ( never gonna happen, think it was every boy’s dream at my school )
9) Win a Million … Don’t play the Lottery so not sure how to do this
10) Go on a Naturist Holiday .. yer baby swim in the sea nude
what’s the one thing you would still love to DO
DaveN
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5) Own a Sports Car ( I have had BMW 330 sports, Calibra Turbo, to Old for a two seater
) DoneThey aren’t sports cars….and you’re never too old for a 2 seater!

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That was funny.
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9) Win a Million
You mean you don’t pay attention to all those emails that say you’ve won the European lottery and they just need your bank info to send you the money?
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Audi R8 Dave http://www.essex-audi.co.uk/index.php?page_id=196&cat=22
or sligtly cheaper at £45 http://www.essex-audi.co.uk/blog/audi-news/audi-r8-18-scale-model/
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Go to a formula 1 race!
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Have sex with Twins … ( never gonna happen, think it was every boy’s dream at my school )Are you sure? Or are you jsut afraid someones going to read this?

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Definately agree with the VW Camper and travel round Europe.
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Got to be Monaco Dave. Amazing place, top totty, I mean women, all you would expect.
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Get a clap for saying something remotely intelligent on Question Time: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/question_time or play cricket for England!!!
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Didn’t I send you a VW Camper…
clock as a gag?
DaveN’s wife, you should really let Dave get a VW Camper and ride it around. Now you can print this out and tell your wife “See? Google says I need to do it!” 
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You may try:
Skydive
Design your own home
Visit Mljet
or my favorite “Make own website”
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I have the wife, kids and a nice house
The one thing I have wanted to do since I was adopted was to make a difference to children’s that have not had good parents. If ever I made a million I would love to buy loads of presents and take them round to kids that normally would not get anything.
Somthing i would like to do myself would be to go in somthing like a MIG or F16
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I always wanted to be an F1 driver – but that ain’t gonna happen now.
But the really interesting stuff in my life has come from things that I’ve done that never in a million years would I have dreamt of doing had circumstances not bizarrely twisted my fate.
Such as
1. Skating in a pantomime on ice, in front of a couple of thousand people.
2. Spending a week in a US jail.
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So many things so little time, and my wife crossed a ton of stuff off my list. One day I want to load all of my computers into a truck and stick a brick on the peddle and watch it sail over a big f cliff. I also want to ride something that belongs to Casey Stoner and looks good in red. Ducati’s are so sweet so it would be a tough choice.
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Number 7 on it’s way. Make a new number 8 and accomplish it too :p
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[...] Also, put up to a vote. Should I buy Dave Naylor a VW Camper so his life is nearer to completion? [...]




go into space
ok and thers the one about the dixie chicks and teh vat of custard