Matt Cuttssaid :

Normally I’m not much of a game player. My idea of a good game is Time Pilot: one joystick, one button, and the objective is to shoot everything. Your bullets don’t hurt any good guys, only bad guys, so you can basically descend into a frenzy of carpal-tunnel-inducing button mashing.

This made me smile, I thought wow that’s so like Matt Cutts’ Job in 1999, flying around the internet in his cyberplexship, with guns that only killed the bad guys .. hang on .. jump to the future and methinks that Wing Commander Cutts, has had a ship upgrade with a new EMP ( electromagnetic pulse ) weapon ..

We asked Goaoloo! (the Google,Aol,Yahoo Corporation) for a quote : the Joy of this weapon which we call the “Big Daddy” is you just fly near the bad guys press the button once and ALL the bad guy’s ships fall out of the internet….. not all the ships are Bad Ones, but hey if you park in the same lot .. and it saves our pilots getting carpal tunnel injurys ..

So remember Good Guys, If you see a Dark Ship parked up near your Shiny White Ship at the Mall .. please move on. The Bad Guys most probably dumped there ship awhile ago and If Wing Commander Cutts see that Broken Down Dark Scraper Ship he will press that button !!

DarthN