Buy a MAN BOOK..

If you have never heard of Dick Masterson before then you’re a Chick I guess and you can stop reading or a Man thats not as worldly traveled as me.

Ladies, this site is totally off limits.

and as Dick Says :

First let me say that this is a site by men and for men. That means no women allowed. If you are a woman, at this point I would like to invite you to fuck off. My tone may seem to harsh for your delicate tendencies ladies, but let me assure you that it is for your own protection. There are secret dealings and divulgings here that would most likely confuse you to a point of hysteria, and I will play no part in that.

Now Men Buy the BOOK, or Buy A Dress your Choice .. Buy a MAN BOOK..

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if you are going to read Potter don’t read this ..

Dobby wouldn’t die by being knifed in the chest by Bellatrix, cause he was cool, the kind of friend that got you into bar brawls but never got hit…

Snape wouldn’t die when bitten by Nagani and he certainly wouldn’t have given up his memories to Harry before he dies revealing that he wanted to shag Potter’s mum, or that Harry is the 7th Horcrux and must be killed by Voldemort just to come back and Kill Voldemort. I mean would you believe some idiot that just said I have wanted to shag your mum for so long, and by the way you must let your arch enemy kill you so you can come back and kill him… hmmmm

Then after dieing and coming back you think that manliness would prevail and Potter would just give him a Good Kicking.. Nope Voldemort dies when he and Potter both fire at the same time, Voldemort’s spell gets reflected back because the wand he was using was owned by Harry.

Ok and now it gets lame, 19 years later…

Harry and Ginny get married, and have 3 kids, Hermoine and Ron get married, and have 2 kids. Whoa hang on tiger Harry Potter kills the Mighty and Evil Voldemort, Man he would ride that wave, chicks a plenty, have a quick affair with Hermoine mainly because she was a decent 6 out of 10, but he certainly would have partied and partied hard, and the book would have ended with Harry Potters head spinning after a night on the beer, but waking up next to two Swedish twins both 10′s.

DaveN