No stupid gimmicks like “follow us on Twitter” or “buy us a beer” or anything – we just happen to have a spare copy of the brand new 2nd edition of Brian Clifton’s superb Advanced Web Metrics with Google Analytics lying around the office and we’ve decided to give it away.

If you fancy getting a copy of this indispensable book, then all you have to do is leave a insightful comment, uproarious joke or embarrassingly personal plea below. The one that makes the office laugh or think or pity you the most gets the book – it’s that simple.

In case you don’t know much about the book, we reviewed it earlier in the month here and are generally agreed that it’s the best book on the subject on pretty much any level.

And as if that wasn’t enough to make you wet your pants like a six year old, then there’s also a $25 Google AdWords voucher stapled inside the front cover – that’s $25 dollars worth of visitors for you to analyse in fine-grain detail with the help of your new book, which pretty much makes the winner officially King Of The Internets.

We think this is the greatest free giveaway in history ever, so knock yourself out in the comments below and we’ll announce the winner as soon as someone says something funny enough.

Go wild!