Friday Funny
Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time…..
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some Dickhead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”
DaveN





Jack 2217 days ago
http://www.digitalbricklayer.com/blog/gee, it’s kinda strange these days for people to use pub toilets for their ablutions rather than illicit drug taking, at least down my local anyway.
that is a bit embarrassing though. hope you waited til he was gone before you finished.
Dudibob 2217 days ago
http://www.dudibob.comOMG XD how embarrassing
Brad 2217 days ago
http://www.financeland.co.ukNow that was funny
, brightened up my friday
Georgi 2217 days ago
http://blog.bgDude, you totaly made my day! 10x for sharing the fun!
kelvin newman 2217 days ago
http://www.sitevisibility.co.uk/blog.htmlI would have wet myself
boom
boom
mick 2217 days ago
LOL – it’s a joke guys – it never really happened or maybe it did and I was at this concert too…………
At a U2 concert in Glasgow….
Bono starts to clap his hands together -: “every….time….I….clap….another….child….in…..africa………….dies!”
From the crowd comes a gruff Scottish reply “Stop fucking clapping then!”
Rasmus 2217 days ago
http://blog.notabene.netHahaha, made my day! Fuuunayh
Keith Donegan 2217 days ago
http://www.thedesignedtree.com“Umm, just having a quick poo” – Classic
WebGeek 2217 days ago
http://www.hybrid6.com/webgeek.LOL! Awesome. I needed a good laugh.
Arthur Sabintsev 2216 days ago
http://www.lazyrussian.comThat’s pretty damn funny. I personally would have ignored that guy heh.
Prof Kienstra 2216 days ago
http://www.thegenepool.nl/profkienstraHeheheh.. that gave me a good smile this morning!!
ricardo 2214 days ago
http://www.ricdes.com/I’ve been trying to do this but I can only get a pure text… which doesnt help me out alot. Any hints?
X-Rider 2214 days ago
That was funny man – I wonder how many times that has happened lol