Friday Funny

27.04.07

Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”

I then heard the voice for the third time…..

“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some Dickhead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”

DaveN

13 Comments

  • 1

    gee, it’s kinda strange these days for people to use pub toilets for their ablutions rather than illicit drug taking, at least down my local anyway.

    that is a bit embarrassing though. hope you waited til he was gone before you finished.

    Jack
    http://www.digitalbricklayer.com/blog/

    27th April 2007 @ 10:42

  • 2

    OMG XD how embarrassing

    Dudibob
    http://www.dudibob.com

    27th April 2007 @ 10:49

  • 3

    Now that was funny :), brightened up my friday

    Brad
    http://www.financeland.co.uk

    27th April 2007 @ 10:56

  • 4

    Dude, you totaly made my day! 10x for sharing the fun!

    Georgi
    http://blog.bg

    27th April 2007 @ 11:34

  • 5

    I would have wet myself

    boom

    boom

    kelvin newman
    http://www.sitevisibility.co.uk/blog.html

    27th April 2007 @ 11:35

  • 6

    LOL - it’s a joke guys - it never really happened or maybe it did and I was at this concert too…………

    At a U2 concert in Glasgow….

    Bono starts to clap his hands together -: “every….time….I….clap….another….child….in…..africa………….dies!”

    From the crowd comes a gruff Scottish reply “Stop fucking clapping then!”

    mick

    27th April 2007 @ 11:42

  • 7

    Hahaha, made my day! Fuuunayh :)

    Rasmus
    http://blog.notabene.net

    27th April 2007 @ 13:52

  • 8

    “Umm, just having a quick poo” - Classic :)

    Keith Donegan
    http://www.thedesignedtree.com

    27th April 2007 @ 14:33

  • 9

    LOL! Awesome. I needed a good laugh. :)

    WebGeek
    http://www.hybrid6.com/webgeek.

    28th April 2007 @ 00:15

  • 10

    That’s pretty damn funny. I personally would have ignored that guy heh.

    Arthur Sabintsev
    http://www.lazyrussian.com

    28th April 2007 @ 04:44

  • 11

    Heheheh.. that gave me a good smile this morning!! :D

    Prof Kienstra
    http://www.thegenepool.nl/profkienstra

    28th April 2007 @ 10:35

  • 12

    I’ve been trying to do this but I can only get a pure text… which doesnt help me out alot. Any hints?

    ricardo
    http://www.ricdes.com/

    30th April 2007 @ 10:20

  • 13

    That was funny man - I wonder how many times that has happened lol

    X-Rider
    http://www.x-ride.com

    30th April 2007 @ 11:28

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