Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time…..
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some Dickhead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”
DaveN
13 Comments
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27th April 2007 @ 10:42
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OMG XD how embarrassing
27th April 2007 @ 10:49
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Now that was funny :), brightened up my friday
27th April 2007 @ 10:56
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Dude, you totaly made my day! 10x for sharing the fun!
27th April 2007 @ 11:34
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I would have wet myself
boom
boom
27th April 2007 @ 11:35
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LOL - it’s a joke guys - it never really happened or maybe it did and I was at this concert too…………
At a U2 concert in Glasgow….
Bono starts to clap his hands together -: “every….time….I….clap….another….child….in…..africa………….dies!”
From the crowd comes a gruff Scottish reply “Stop fucking clapping then!”
27th April 2007 @ 11:42
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Hahaha, made my day! Fuuunayh
27th April 2007 @ 13:52
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“Umm, just having a quick poo” - Classic
27th April 2007 @ 14:33
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LOL! Awesome. I needed a good laugh.
28th April 2007 @ 00:15
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That’s pretty damn funny. I personally would have ignored that guy heh.
28th April 2007 @ 04:44
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Heheheh.. that gave me a good smile this morning!!
28th April 2007 @ 10:35
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I’ve been trying to do this but I can only get a pure text… which doesnt help me out alot. Any hints?
30th April 2007 @ 10:20
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That was funny man - I wonder how many times that has happened lol
30th April 2007 @ 11:28
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gee, it’s kinda strange these days for people to use pub toilets for their ablutions rather than illicit drug taking, at least down my local anyway.
that is a bit embarrassing though. hope you waited til he was gone before you finished.