From the department of increasingly-silly-SEO-diagrams, I humbly submit… the SEO Christmas tree (HT: Terry Venables)

Well, it’s a bit of seasonal fun ![]()
21 Dec 2009
The SEO Christmas Tree
16 Dec 2009
Add Google realtime search to firefox
Due to Google not showing all Realtime results in the organics all the time I mashed a Firefox search.xml quickly together, i have been using it to determine what was on the filter lists anyway you get the idea
the results page will look like :
Dave Naylor
16 Dec 2009
Taxonomy and Search
A taxonomy is a system devised to classify things. The classic example comes from the world of biology. You might think you’re just some guy eating handheld food with your mouth open while reading this blog post. To a biologist, you are of the species Homo Sapiens, of the genus Homo (no sniggering) of the family Hominidae of the order Primates of the class Mammalia of the phylum Chordata and of the kingdom Metazoa.
The hell you say?
All of that stuff lets biologists determine your relationship to other parts of the animal kingdom. It’s a way of ordering the biological world through shared characteristics. I’ve got a backbone and breathe oxygen and so does a whale. But we can’t mate because there are lots of differences between us.(like I don’t have time to hang around the ocean deploying chat-up lines like “oooowweeeiiioouuu – wooooobbbbbiiiiiooot.”*)
Search is increasingly about classification
Remember meta tags? They were an early attempt to establish a taxonomy for web pages. These are the keywords… this is the author… this is the date… etc etc. Abused beyond parody, the search has been on ever since for a way to decipher those signals from natural elements within a page. The principle behind meta tags was sound – it was just that they were such an obvious target that they were rendered useless within days.
You can see it in the flesh in Google Base or whatever the hell they’re calling it these days. They’ve identified a taxonomy for products which they can use to structure their results. To you and me, that means a load of database columns that you have to fill in but to Google it’s an important way for them to determine rankings. Showing items in price order is only possible because all products share a common taxonomy.
Now on the regular schmo version of the web, populated by blogs, semi-literate forums, flash microsites and a billion other formats, establishing a taxonomy is very difficult. But among the more significant and lasting changes in the main Google SERPs over the last 18 months has been the prevalence of news results, maps, sitelinks, localised results and product feeds into the main results as part of blended search.
All of these are evidence of how Google is attempting to create a taxonomy for web content.
Taxonomy of the search itself
Google are clearly looking for a way to create a taxonomy of searches themselves. This is most evident when you hop on and search for Tiger Woods today. Google makes an assumption that there is a likelihood that you fit into an informal taxa of ’prurient sleazeball’ and so you will see today’s searches mixed up with news results about the continuing fallout of his well-publicised affairs.
This is probably organised by responses to search volume. Overnight, millions of people are suddenly searching for Tiger Woods. While that trend happens, those searches become classified under Query Deserves Freshness. And so the rankings are tipped towards news stories from authority domains and fresh, relevant content.
That’s a really obvious example, but deeper within the taxonomy of searches come groups like refinements and modifiers, all of which Google use to try and decipher a searcher’s intent, and therefore the kind of results to serve. Search for JLS and Google thinks: you’re a teenage girl and weirdly obsessive middle aged mum – have some fan pages and images. Search for “JLS album” and Google guesses that you’re a long-suffering dad near to your Christmas deadline and will help you out by pointing you to Amazon.
Products
An obvious one in light of the example I gave earlier, but when you search for something that is a product name, catalogue number or [brand product] then Google will show product listings. Not just because they want to own the shopping space, but because there is a verifiable taxonomy to go on. If you know enough to use a product code then Google shopping is a perfect fit.
Another example are results for hotels in Google maps – now updated to include reviews for specific aspects of a hotel (HT to Patrick Altoft for the example). Google have identified that review sites have developed a kind of industry specific taxonomy of their own. That means they can aggregate information together in interesting ways. So if you want to break into the hotel review/booking market, you’d better be sure that you pay attention to the taxonomy of the sites that Google is using if you want to piggyback your way into these results.

On your pages, using lists and tables to deploy data like product codes can help Google identify your page in this kind of context even if you aren’t in their supplied platform.
Architecture
When you look at the structure of your site, it creates its own internal taxonomy – and Google is keen to leverage it. There’s a hint about it in the appearance of Google Breadcrumbs. It’s long been understood that the priority pages of your site have the best chance of ranking. If there’s a page on your site that is 4 clicks down your navigation, it isn’t going to get much equity from your domain and will struggle to rank in the absence of deep linking or massive domain equity in the first place.
So when you’re busily drawing up all the categories of stuff you sell, think long and hard about where the money is. Putting some gimcrack piece of plastic toss with an 8p margin at the same level of navigational priority as your high value items is a deep failure to understand how Google uses your internal taxonomy.
Local
Stick a place name into a search and Google will give priority to maps listings, because geography is itself a taxonomy. So get your Google local listing and make sure your address is displayed on your site in a recognisable format (I suspect that post/zipcode would be the critical information to include) to give Google as much help as possible in putting your company in some kind of geographic context. Even if you don’t use maps, Google are increasingly using IP addresses to try and tailor local results into search wherever they feel it can be relevant and practical.
Content
When it comes to things like news – triggered by QDF and a great chance to grab a spell on the front page while a story is hot – Google is looking for obvious signals like the inclusion of a date, an author name, a blockquote, an image etc. All of that helps to establish that your content sits in the category of ‘news’ and is therefore perhaps worth a kick up in the rankings.
Similarly, blog posts can be identified through the use of tags, categories and dates. This is all old news to most of us – organisation of information can be as critical as the information itself – but there are always ways to deploy your content in such a way as to help Google identify priorities and relevance.
How can you utilise all this guff?
Firstly, you need to look at how the architecture of your site reflects Google’s increasing attempts to impose its own taxonomy on the web. If If your site uses a blog format, is the timestamp immediately obvious and somewhere high up in the content where Google can look for it and use it? Is there a list of tags? If you’re hosting product reviews, take time to look at the sites Google is listing and look for commonalities in the things they include – as in the hotel example back up the page there. If you’re putting out news content, make sure that you are writing is timely in the wider context of what the world might be searching for. Include an easily identifiable date stamp and author name to help Google file your content in the taxa of ‘news’.
More obviously, take advantage of all the opportunities that Google are giving you for free – news, local search, blog search etc.
What thinking about your taxonomy doesn’t do is establish authority. That still comes from brand exposure and backlink profile. Without those things, the best structured site in the world will still fail to rank. In the end, we’re still coming back to the same things people: good content, properly architected and demonstrating the quality signals that should be self-evident from any 5 minute trawl through the SERPs.
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* “Your eyes are like spanners – every time you look at me my nuts tighten”
15 Dec 2009
What have Google ever done for us?
SCENE: The interior of the Bronco offices – a dark room with a conspiratorial atmosphere. DAVE and CARPS are seated at a desk next to a monitor, watching old adverts from the 80s on one tab, Google open on another, drawing on a whiteboard. RORY is standing at the end of the table in a Yahoo! t-shirt. ANTHONY, CARLA, SLATER and WHITEHOUSE are sat on the floor, looking on.
| CARPS | …so we break into the SERPs by using Google News. We create a news site running on a WordPress template… pretend we have a load of writers… get through vetting. Having grabbed a top spot for ‘kitchen sink’ we blog about how ace we are and issue our demands to Google |
| WHITEHOUSE | What exactly are our demands, Dave? |
| DAVE | We’re giving Google two days to dismantle their entire search infrastructure. And if they don’t…. we SPAM THEM TO DEATH |
| WHITEHOUSE | Spam what? |
| DAVE | Spam all of it. News… blog search… maps… real time… on the hour, every hour. And we’ll photoshop Eric Schmidt wearing a Bing t-shirt. And we shall not submit to Webmaster Guidelines |
| RORY (excited) | No guidelines! |
| DAVE | They’ve bled us white the bastards. They’ve taken everything we had – and not just from us. From Altavista, Lycos, Looksmart and Dogpile |
| WHITEHOUSE | …and Yell.com and Infoseek and All The Web… |
| DAVE | OK OK – don’t labour the point, Whitehouse. And what have they ever given us in return? |
| ANTHONY | Google Maps? |
| DAVE | Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That’s true. |
| RORY | And Google Earth |
| CARPS | Oh – that’s awesome! How much time have you spent looking for your Antie Jean’s house so you can see how big her garden really is? |
| DAVE | All right, I’ll grant you that Google Maps and Earth are two things that Google have done… |
| CARLA | Analytics..? |
| DAVE | Well yes obviously Analytics… Analytics goes without saying. But apart from maps, Google Earth and Analytics… |
| CARPS | Gmail.. |
| WHITEHOUSE | Google Docs… Google Calendars… book search |
| DAVE | Yes… all right, fair enough… |
| CARLA | And Google News |
| CARPS | Oh yeah – that’s true |
| ANTHONY | Yeah. That’s something we’d really miss if Google left, Dave. |
| WHITEHOUSE | Google Shopping |
| RORY | And the SERPs are normally pretty spam-free these days |
| CARPS | Yes, they certainly know how to keep order… (general nodding)… let’s face it, they’re the only ones who could on the internet as it is.(more general murmurs of agreement) |
| ANTHONY | And Google listings for local businesses… |
| DAVE | All right… all right… but apart from better SERPs and free email and free accurate web Analytics and Google Earth and maps and searchable, up to date news and a free online alternative to Microsoft Office and affordable advertising for local businesses and a really cool mapping system… what have Google done for us? |
| SLATER | Orkut? |
| ALL | …. |
Added By Dave Naylor :
Just like the Romans did in the “Life of Brian” LOL! ( we stole the idea from there ) they brought order and a new way of life, Google has done the same and for that we salute you and 99% of the Googlers that work for you,…
the realtime guy I not so sure about you at the moment.
14 Dec 2009
Google give us the real Chris Evans
Ask most people in the UK who Chris Evans is and I bet most will say…
a) The Ginger Guy off the radio
b) The Ginger Guy off Tele
b) The lucky sod that was married to Billie piper
so why when I do a Picture search in google for Chris Evans do I get some actor for the states on the first 3 pages. I stopped when i got the the photoshoped one with his dick out!
In fact the only way I could think to find this Great British icon and everything that is good (was married to Billie Piper) and funny ( still remember TFI Friday show) in this little country was to search for Chris Evans ginger
Cmon Google at least return 1 image in the top 30 for our Chris Evans
Dave
14 Dec 2009
How to Comment on my Blog
It’s not hard and it’s real easy to follow a few rules isn’t it ?
Don’t add keywords to the field that says Name, use Tom like that guy off myspace if your scared that I might laugh at your name ( to date I haven’t laughed at anyones name) use your online nic’s they are fine too, but cheap loans in south shields is way way out unless you have changed your name by depoll
No signatures under comments I combine your name and url to make it easy for you and if you are really good you may just get a clean backlink for me
you can clearly see that Becky is getting links from me, she hasn’t paid anything other than not been a dick on my blog, she has not come from the comment hunter type websites and she hasn’t dropped links all over the place, her ip’s stays pretty static , but that DaveN character well he is a dick on this blog, he has come from a bad proxy he dropped links, but he will get another chance as all do on my blog
so what can you do :
Relevant links in the body of a comment can contain anchor text links but I will judge you on those links and may be in an bad mood and remove all your links from my blog
other SEO agencies if you’re here to drop links to your clients I think it’s fair game to be an arse.
Added how not to comment on my blog :
a IP address and keyword names
Dave
10 Dec 2009
Google Goes Real Time – What happens next?
This week Google announced their real time search on Google – a scrolling real time box containing messages with the keyword(s) in. If you want an example you can look at the real time results for global warming. So everyone has been talking about how easy it is going to be to spam the hell out of this – which is kind of obvious really, although I’m sure they will be able to use some kind of clever coding to filter out the spam. But it only just dawned on me how much of a change this is.
Until now, many people and companies haven’t been taking Twitter that seriously, with very few businesses (except perhaps a few) signing up for a Twitter account. But what Google have just done will force these companies to get one and start engaging with the public. The reason? Well check out the Amazon query for a few minutes and I am sure you will see a complaint (aswell as around a hundred offers!) – if Amazon doesn’t respond, it would reflect badly upon them, take this one for example:
So I think the new real time results in Google are going to force companies to sign up to sites like Twitter and perhaps get a blog, also I believe it will encourage general users to sign up to Twitter – which is kind of funny since I’m sure Google’s new change will accelerate Twitter’s growth substantially!




I included a link to what I (stupidly!) thought might be a fake domain “tigerwoodsnews.com/shock-news”. Google went to the trouble to visit that URL, make sure it worked, get the title and domain name from the live page and drop it into their results. So I spammed Google for a first page slot for a porn site with no real effort at all.
Clearly the main algorithm isn’t talking the same language as the real time stuff – and that’s a major worry. What efforts do I have to go to to highjack some brand’s real time traffic? I don’t know, I haven’t tested. Be sure that someone else is though, and if it’s your brand they’re testing against… well you do the maths.

