WIN a Week with DaveN
- 8th Sep 2006
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- SEO
Yer that’s right, the lucky or unlucky winner of my Ultra Super Fantastic Competition ( as the germans would say) can win a week with me. Oh what fun we could have in that week… we could build the best SEO meta search engine out there (oh that’s already been done) or we could create an awesome ad system (oh done that too). Anyway I’m sure we’ll come up with something that has a wow factor about it. If you are not the developer/programmer type you could just sit and watch what I get up to all day or see if you can drink as much beer as me.
Now that I’ve grabbed you and got you thinking about the possibilites you’ll all be wanting to know what you have to do to win the competition.
So you’ll all be aware, or maybe not, that Sheomoney is running a competition to see who can guess how many spam posts he will get on his blog up until tomorrow. So following on from this competition Dax is running a competition on the number of guesses Shoemoney will have entered into his competition. The winner of Dax’s competition will win a key that he found the other day.
Now no one knows yet what this key is for, as Dax says, it could open a treasure chest or a secret lair. The winner of my competition will be the person who correctly guesses what the key that Dax found opens.
So get sending in your guesses… you have got until the winner of Dax’s competition, who will be the person who is the closest guesser to the number of guesses Shoemoney gets in his competition, to guess how many spam posts Akismet catches. Now does that all make sense?
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I think the key opens the well hidden room in the bottom the the Googleplex where MC has his tower of power.
Outside Ralph’s you say? Is it the key to the immigrant workers’ chains?
I say it’s a key to nothing. Just a dirty old key he found. Kind of like “Behind door number 3? … congrats. you won a bale of hay”
was it my API key, I lost it last week
Ha, how many people are going to ride on the back of this competition. Makes you wonder if the whole thing wasn’t arranged between you guys for linkbait ;)
I can only hope that the key opens my jail cell door…
And whoever guesses who is the person who guesses the closest to what the key is, wins….
Oooh, my head hurts. Too much self-referentiality.
A 1984 Stanza
My guess is that no-one knows what the key is for…..
It’s a google api key, it unlocks google.
Whats second prize ? 2 weeks ? LOL
My guess is the key unlocks Gregs Chastity Belt … (I hope thats wrong ewww)
Key to some SEO Software, probably WEB CEO or domain manager.
I really wanna work with naylor, we’ll get some coding done
The contents fof Dax’s head, a scary prospect!
Either that or a bunny hutch.
handcuff key
The key to the Googleplex?
Dave’s beer locker.. :)
“Whats second prize ? 2 weeks ? LOL”
Na you get to live with D!
Anyway we’ve changed the locks!!!!!
A 1984 Stanza.
So tell me again why you think a week with you is a price? ;)
The Key to his blog?
I think the lucky keyowner will find a Wolpertinger behind the door. If you don`t know what a Wolpertinger is here you can find a good photo of the last Wolpertinger in EAST BERLIN (dated: 1989):
http://www.picolodia.com/webagent/df4grz.html
It’s a key to a lock. I win!
Okay Dave, what are we going to be doing for the week. Should I bring my swimming trunks? :)
>> Whats second prize ? 2 weeks ? LOL
No, he comes and lives at YOUR place for a week, lmao. And you better have a decent pub and an Omega dealership within 15 minutes driving time, or there’ll be trouble…
I don’t like to leave this type of stuff to chance - I suffer enough “chance” via the organic policy monkeys at Google so who ever gets the key hit me up and I will buy it off you. I am sure Dave is not going “filter” me out of the runnings for trying to buy my way in. Dave can you be bought? - le t me know!